Thursday 30 April 2015

Personal Ads

Medium-sized, middle-aged woman with bubbly personality seeks man, any man, for good times and showers. Barbara, C34498.

Man, 55, seeks much younger woman for romantic strolls by Lake Burslem, candlelit meals and explosive sex. Crack smokers welcome. Barry, B14352.

Gary Barlow fan looking for Gary Barlow lookalike (classic era only) for Gary Barlow themed fun. No Robbie Williams fans please. Wendy, S44752.

Gay man seeks straight woman for fraudulent relationship to fool family and friends. If you have gay male friends I can bot that is a bonus. John, G51249.

Young person seeks good looking other young person for selfie photo sessions and maybe other stuff if we get the time. Must be good looking, I'll know if you're not. Chloe, J72256.

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