Monday, 23 February 2015

Stoke Celebrates Oscar Success

The city was celebrating this morning after local champion Oscar Pikey placed fifth in yesterday's county pie-eating championship.

"Being the champion, or CHOMPion, of Stoke is a heavy burden on the monkey on anyone's back," Oscar said. "I was glad to give the thousands of travelling fans something to cheer about."


Oscar finished behind pie-eaters from Leek, Stafford, Burton and Longsdon, but ahead of rivals representing Newcastle and Stone.

"As long as I finished above those two dumps of towns, I'd have been happy," Oscar explained. "Even if it meant finishing third from last."

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