Sales of condoms in the city have fallen sharply in the run up to Valentine's Day, the city council has said.
"Most men know their women are gonna put out anyway, so now's as good a time as ever to try to talk her into letting them have a go without saddling up," relation expert and EYE ON STOKE columnist Uncle Terry commented. "And while they're at it, may as well try to pop it up t'other as well."
"Most condoms sold in the city are used as balloons anyway," full time cynic Jim Schrute said. "This means nothing."
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