Stoke City Council has declared yesterday's 'gay for the day' initiative as having been a big success.
Held to raise awareness of gay rights and equality, and the stupidity of homophobia, the council encouraged everyone in the city to try being gay to see how it feels.
"We estimate an extra 10,000 Stoke men actually went all the way with another man for the first time yesterday," councillor Steve "Kinky" Jeffries announced. "Well done to them. The old ways are the best. Also, around 50,000 men in the city acted camper than normal, and several thousand more wore women's clothes. We're not really sure why they did that, wearing women's clothes doesn't make you gay. Nor why some people chose to black up either. That's a bit of a stretch."
Many women got in on the act too. Reports say that many young women were spotted at several nightclubs across the city lezzing off with each other, most likely as a way of showing their support, and in no way just to get attention for themselves from men.
Due to an administrative error, no money has been raised from the initiative, nor any of Stoke's anti-gay laws repealed.
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