Sunday 11 May 2014

Stoke Name Player Of The Year

Terry Skipper has been named the player of the year for Stoke City after a season that saw the Pottermusses amass a record points total in the Premier League.

"The lads have done good this season, you know," Skipper said after today's game against West Brom. "I really think, you know, we can go even more better next season, you know."

"The award if fully deserved," season ticket holder Doris Ahmed said about the inside left half who can also fill in as goalkeeper or manager. "The boy done good. Hopefully it won't go to his head and he starts roasting local glamour models with his mates or releasing rap singles or something."

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