Monday 19 August 2013

Unethical Shopping Increasing

Shoppers in Stoke are three times more likely to buy environmentally-destroying products than they were in 2010, according to a new survey.

The response goes against national trends, where fair trade and organic products are on the rise.


"I'm sick of all these namby pampy 'fair trade' products flooding the shelves," says shopper Jimbo Klink. "I refuse to buy them point blank. End of."

"All I care about is making sure I've got enough beer and drug money at the weekend," says single mum Karlee Frencher. "Fuck Africa."

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