Wednesday 22 August 2012

Stoke Destroyed By Nuclear Bomb

There was anger across Stoke today after the city was destroyed by a nuclear bomb launched from an as-yet-unknown country.

"I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty pissed off about this," said city councillor Pols Voice. "My wife will be annoyed too, as we just got a new patio. That's ruined."


Even if they survived the blast damage and thermal radiation effects of the bomb, any surviving Stokies can expect to be killed by the radioactive contamination in the air.

Survivors have been told to hide under tables to avoid the fallout.

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