In 1997, EYE ON STOKE brought you the following heart-warming story:
Bog standard old woman Gill Horseradish thought she was on the employment "scrapheap" when she reached the age of 90 - until she got a job as a bouncer!
Taking the minimum wage job at Mistress Wendy's Massage Parlour in Cobridge, Gill soon found she had skills beyond hitting over-zealous men with hammers - she was also good at conflict resolution!
"As an old woman, I naturally like to poke my nose into other people's problems," explained Mrs Horseradish. "Which comes in handy when trying to solve problems our whores have with the 'johns' or their pimps."
Since the above was written, Mrs Horseradish has been sentenced to a 50 year prison sentence for racketeering. She will end her pitiful life at HMP Werrington.
Bog standard old woman Gill Horseradish thought she was on the employment "scrapheap" when she reached the age of 90 - until she got a job as a bouncer!
Taking the minimum wage job at Mistress Wendy's Massage Parlour in Cobridge, Gill soon found she had skills beyond hitting over-zealous men with hammers - she was also good at conflict resolution!
"As an old woman, I naturally like to poke my nose into other people's problems," explained Mrs Horseradish. "Which comes in handy when trying to solve problems our whores have with the 'johns' or their pimps."
Since the above was written, Mrs Horseradish has been sentenced to a 50 year prison sentence for racketeering. She will end her pitiful life at HMP Werrington.
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