More good news for Stokies today as Stoke City Council announced that Stokies are living longer than ever!
"The average life expectancy for people in Stoke is now over 50 for the first time ever," councillor Jinky Watkins said. "If ever there was a time to binge on food, booze, fags and drugs, it is now."
The average Stokie can now expect to live to 50 years and 2 months of age, a one year increase on this time a year ago.
"This is largely down to the fact that the quality of drugs in the city has increased," local GP Dr Flip Mackenzie commented. "Better quality smack equals fewer deaths."
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