A turkey from Stoke has broken ranks and voted for Christmas.
"I've had enough, just eat me now," Barry Turkey said. "I really can't be bothered to carry on any more. Just end it."
The annual vote by the NUT [National Union of Turkeys] normally returns a 100% vote against Christmas, but this year that number is expected to drop to around 99.999999%.
"We're disappointed by Barry Turkey's vote," NUT spokesturkey Terry Turkey commented. "But this is a democracy so we respect his right to vote against our recommendation."
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