Sunday 20 October 2013

Pulis Lookalike Gutted At Mackems Snub

Award winning Tony Pulis lookalike Gunther Kuntz, known professionally as "Tony Pulis Germany", has expressed his disappointment at Tony Pulis missing out on the manager's job at Sunderland.

"Tony was perfect for this job," wrote Gunther on his blog. "Instead, they gave it to a gimp faced Uruguayan who smears shit on walls."


Sunderland lost their first game yesterday under Gus Poyet 4-0 to Swansea.

"This would not happen under Tony's fuehrership," added Gunther. "He knows how to drill men in red and white stripes, and the Sunderland players are used to getting shouted at."

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