Stoke sporting superstar Wayne Biggins has calmed fears that all of our sporting heroes are secretly little more than drug-taking murderers behind closed doors.
A Biggins insider exclusively told EYE ON STOKE: "Wazza would never do anything like this, he's not known as 'The People's Champion' for nothing. He loves his fans, perhaps even too much if I'm being honest."
"Like all working class heroes, Wayne has built up a collection of cricket bats, guns and samurai swords over the years," admits the insider. "But they're for recreational purposes only, not for doing murders with."
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