December means only one thing for Stokies: Christmas! And increased binge drinking. Unfortunately, Christmas was cancelled in the city this year as the City Council had left the pagan celebration off its official calendar for the year, and due to the city's constitution, was unable to add it after the year had begun.
Stokies reacted badly to this by rioting for over two weeks, only stopping for the start of the PDC Darts World Championship, which features several Stokies.
The year ended in terrifying manner for Stokies when a bus containing serial killers and paedophiles was hijacked and the deviants went on the rampage, killing and molesting as they went. They are still on the run.
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